As it turns out, there are nearly 3.5 times more people living in the United States than there are heads of cattle, especially in urban liberal strongholds like New York City and Chicago. Since all humans and cattle fart, this means that human flatulence is actually destroying the planet to a much greater degree than meat and dairy animals, at least according to the narrative of the climate lunatics.
If they're going to be consistent in spreading their gospel of climate change and global warming, then leftists need to start addressing the problem of methane being emitted from the back ends of humans, especially in densely-packed Democrat enclaves where the concentration of farting humans is highest.
Millions of dollars are being spent on researching the impact of farts from animals, which government officials who've bought into the climate derangement claim say are having a substantial impact on the warming of our planet. If this is true, then Democrats are even worse "polluters," as there are many more of them than there are cows.
Even prior to Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez (AOC) introducing her so-called "Green New Deal," which addresses cow farts, California had already introduced measures aimed at restricting cattle-raising on dairy farms.
Democrat Ricardo Lara of Bell Gardens, the author of a bill to fight "cow flatulence and manure" in California, would force California farmers to make adjustments to their protocols to reduce the amount of cow farts and manure by 40 percent before the year 2031, the stated goal being to "cool" the planet.
But where is the bill to crack down on farts from liberals? Will leftists soon be required to attach fart-capturing mechanisms to their rear ends that convert all that gas into something other than methane – perhaps some kind of "plant-based" emissions instead?
Taken to its logical end, this leftist push for total government control over everything that Democrats claim is contributing to "climate change" will one day mean that all liberals have to stop farting and pooping because these emissions are supposedly causing ocean levels to rise, hurricanes to form, and children to die.
If you can believe it, Penn State actually offers a course that teaches students about how BURPING is a cause of global warming
Hilariously, Penn State University is already moving in this direction, as the school currently offers a course entitled, "Science in Our World: Certainty and Controversy" that teaches students how burping is supposedly warming the planet and causing the polar ice caps to melt, and polar bears to move towards extinction.
Since burps contain methane and carbon dioxide just like farts, we have to ban them, the course suggests, in order to bring the planet back into climate equilibrium. "Both are greenhouse gases," the course description states, referring to both burps and farts, which are environmentally unfriendly and completely "unsustainable," according to climate-deranged leftists.
Humans who consume a high-fiber diet, the page goes on to explain, are also worse "polluters" than humans who consume a low-fiber diet. Thus, "[i]f one is an environmental advocate," the author contends, then he or she (or ze) should consume a lower fiber diet because doing so "could potentially help the environment."
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