- "Don't worry, we'll tell em what to say soon enough...from their FEMA cages"
- "Evangelicals don't either but thats ok, this election has already been bought and paid for."
- "Why would they i am a [explicit] douche bag..."
- "Who cares? I sure don't! Someone get me some more grease - my hair is drying out!"
- "What's liberty?"
- "The what?"
- "Don't worry Rand, they don't fully understand controlled opposition."
- "That's okay, most of them are probably middle class peasants and poor underlings, so it doesn't matter what they think anyways. Hahaha I just can't wait to be king."
- "Oh is that right? Well maybe your liberty is quite possibly onto something."
- "Welcome to the club!"
- "Is my hair okay?"
- "Well, at least they won't vote for my opponent."