- "We can just plant that all over Pakistan then; let's bring the drones back here!"
- "Right on, how much are you paying me this time?"
- "I promise I will label it after it kills 10,000 people... maybe."
- "It'll definitely go more than pop!"
"Are you pointing at corn?...I am so high right now."
- "Is it possible to be awarded TWO Nobel Peace Prizes?"
- "Thats a good start - now give me a nano-nuke in every kernel..."
- "Bill Gates is gonna love this."
- "As long as it isn't being used to make alternative fuel sources...it is definitely something I can get behind."
- "That will go perfectly with the radioactive radishes."
- "Awesome! Lets plant them all around the Monsanto Headquarters!!"
- "I don't know what to say because there's no prompter."
- "Now let's figure out how we can blame Bush for this."
- "That'll taste great mixed with the pink slime in school lunches!"
- "Holy crap you people are crazy."
- "Great! Now let's have a test run, plant them Monsanto's backyard - without any labels."
- "Say what you will. This stuff is THE BOMB!"
- "NOW thats what I call POP corn!!!"