MIZZOU crybullies on parade: Hilarious comedy skit going viral

Sunday, November 15, 2015
by Mike Adams, the Health Ranger
Tags: crybullies, Mizzou, college students

(NaturalNews) I've just released a hilarious comedy skit about Mizzou "crybullies." What's a crybully? It's a crybaby that's also an intolerant, racist bully. It's the perfect description of all the pathetic, clueless, protesting students now making fools of themselves across America's universities by demanding "safe spaces" and an end to "mean words."

Click here to listen to my MIZZOU Crybully comedy skit... prepare to pee yourself with laughter.

The Rise of the College Crybullies

From the Wall Street Journal:

The Rise of the College Crybullies
The status of victim has been weaponized at campuses across the nation, but there is at least one encouraging sign.

For more than a week now, the country has been mesmerized, and appalled, by the news emanating from academia. At Yale the insanity began over Halloween costumes. Erika Christakis, associate master of a residential college at Yale, courted outrage by announcing that "free speech and the ability to tolerate offense are the hallmarks of a free and open society" and it was not her business to police Halloween costumes.

To people unindoctrinated by the sensitivity training that is de rigueur on most campuses today, these sentiments might seem unobjectionable. But to the delicate creatures at Yale's Silliman College they were an intolerable provocation. What if students dressed as American Indians or Mexican mariachi musicians? Angry, hysterical students confronted Nicholas Christakis, Erika's husband and the master of Silliman, screaming obscenities and demanding that he step down because he had failed to create "a place of comfort, a home" for students. The episode was captured on video and went viral.

At the University of Missouri, Jonathan Butler, the son of a wealthy railroad executive (2014 compensation: $8.4 million), went on a hunger strike to protest what he called "revolting" acts of racism at Mizzou. Details were scanty. Nevertheless, black members of the university football team threatened to strike for the rest of the season unless Tim Wolfe, Mizzou's president, stepped down. A day or two later, he did.

Emboldened, student and faculty protesters physically prevented reporters from photographing a tent village they had built on public space. In another shocking video, a student photographer is shown being forced back by an angry mob while Melissa Click, a feminist communications teacher at Mizzou, shouts for "muscle" to help her eject a reporter.

A real movement takes more than hurt feelings

From The New York Post:

Reared on a diet of "microaggressions" and "hostile environments," "safe spaces" and the need for "validation," many of these students have seemingly conflated hurt feelings with actual outright discrimination.

The distinction is important -- particularly at a moment when words like "violence," "outrage" and "marginalization" have become little more than opportunistic jargon. Offense, while unfortunate, does not a movement make...

But at their moment of peak visibility, the protesters -- much like Black Lives Matter leaders before them -- are already succumbing to a lack of concrete objectives and clear platforms.

From mental wellness to abortion rights, health insurance to "queer" activism, the movement's talking points are starting to sound random and all over the map. Trendy and (to use one of their favorite buzzwords) intersectional, these issues may make for fine sound-bites, but they do little to remedy the actual grievances now under debate.

Most worrisome, by rooting these complaints almost entirely in an emotional agenda, the protesters conveniently shield themselves from a cornerstone of American liberal-arts education -- self-reflection and honest critique.

Mizzou activists complain about Paris shootings taking attention away from them!

From Breitbart.com:

Campus activists in America showed their true faces during an international tragedy last night: they are the selfish, spoiled children we always knew they were.

Black Lives Matter and Mizzou protesters responded to the murder of scores of people in Paris at the hands of Islamic extremists by complaining about losing the spotlight and saying their "struggles" were being "erased." Their struggles, remember, consist of a poop swastika of unknown provenance and unsubstantiated claims of racially-charged remarks somewhere near Missouri's campus.

So debased has the language on American campuses become that these incidents, which many observers believe to be hoaxes, just like previous campus scandals celebrated by progressive media, are being referred to as "terrorism" and a "tragedy" by moronic 20-year-olds who have never been told, "No."

These kids been raised by indulgent parents, instructed by professors racked with middle-class white guilt who secretly hate themselves and western culture, and promoted by a sympathetic media which bends over backwards to put them in the best light and paper over their tantrums.

Watch the Mizzou Crybully comedy skit

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