We are Ebola
We demand your obedience
You must all bow down to Ebola

Obama promised it would never reach us here
And the CDC assured us we have nothing to fear
Because our hospitals and doctors
they're the best in the land
But as we've come to find
they had something else planned

They brought it over here
They spread a lot of fear
Terrorized us like a viral Ayatollah
They blocked the quarantines
Here comes a new vaccine
It turns out they were workin' for Ebola

CDC Thomas Frieden: "It's only spread by bodily fluids. It's not airborne..."

I didn't know they's gonna bring it to my town
Had no idea they's gonna spread it all around
In the hospitals and subways
and bowling alleys too
They all be tryin' they damnest
to spread that bug to you!

They brought it over here
They spread a lot of fear
Terrorized us like a viral Ayatollah
They blocked the quarantines
Here comes a new vaccine
It turns out they were workin' for Ebola

Workin' for Ebola
Collectin' more dat moolah
Moolah for Ebola, Ebola

And the CDC
And the NIH
And the FDA
And the White House too
And the CDC
And the NIH
And the FDA
They all work for Ebola too

Obama: "Our medical staff are trained, are ready and are able to deal with a possible case safely."

They were workin' for Ebola
Collectin' more dat moolah
Moolah for Ebola, Ebola
They were workin' for Ebola
Collectin' more dat moolah
Moolah for Ebola
Workin' for Ebola