Yes, anal swabs are the new covid-19 testing protocol now being pushed in China and no doubt arriving soon in America. Scientists and the media are claiming that if they stick a swab up your butt, it reduces "false positives."
Of course, it's all just stupid at this point. The coronavirus is a respiratory virus, and unless you breathe through your rectum, anal swabs are nothing more than obedience training for sheeple. Globalists are literally dreaming up the most insane things they can think of, then declaring those things to be "science" and demanding you comply.
America is descending into a scene ripped right out of Idiocracy.
This is how it has come to triple masks being pushed by the delusional media, along with anal swabs that require you to pull down your pants and literally bend over and take it up the rear in the name of "compliance."
"China Pushes Anal Coronavirus Tests," declares The National Pulse. That story cites the Washington Post, which explains:
Some Chinese doctors say the science is there. Recovering patients, they say, have continued to test positive through samples from the lower digestive tract days after nasal and throat swabs came back negative.
This is all based on faulty PCR testing, by the way, which determines the outcome of the test by changing the cycle settings to achieve whatever desired outcome they want.
But as I stated in the podcast below, "If covid is in your BUTT, why do you have to wear a diaper on your FACE?"
The new anal swab covid testing is also, of course, another twisted opportunity for left-wing perverts and pedophiles to sodomize children in the name of "science." No doubt top democrat donors will be lining up as volunteers to conduct anal swabbing on children because they're truly that twisted.
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