Thank God we have lawyers
Friday, May 31, 2013 by: Hesh Goldstein
Tags: attorneys, court testimony, jokes
Most Viewed Articles
Today
Week
Month
Year
- The top twelve priorities for Trump’s America in 2025 – achieve these things and we may save the Republic
- Michael Yon warns of a ZIONIST TAKEOVER in Trump’s second administration
- Stanley “Godfather of Vaccines” Plotkin admits researchers experimented on mentally handicapped, orphans and babies of mothers in prison
- Protecting your homestead: Practical tips for long-term farm and livestock security
- West not taking seriously enough the threat of a nuclear attack by Moscow, warns former Russian president
- Donald Trump will be the second U.S. president to serve two non-consecutive terms, and the first to win THREE elections but only serve TWO terms
- Mike Adams: Trump and RFK Jr. are not enough to prevent the COLLAPSE of the U.S. Empire
- Rare November hurricane, Rafael, barrels towards Louisiana coast as Category 3 storm
- Book banning, cover-ups and censorship: Understanding the "AIDS" crisis
- President-elect Donald Trump to consider banning certain vaccines if they are proven risky
- Like a true fascist, MSNBC’s Rachel Maddow says Kamala needs to cancel every one of Elon Musk’s contracts with government because he’s a “national security” threat
- The forgotten holocaust: 20 million Christians SLAUGHTERED by Bolsheviks of former Soviet Union, many of whom were JEWS
- Science-backed health benefits of the ancient herb DILL
- White House legalizes all gain-of-function research to build more BIOWEAPONS
- Proposed bill seeks to hold universities and colleges liable for injuries caused by COVID-19 vaccine mandates on students
- FDA commissioner promoted off-label COVID-19 vaccine use despite ban
- JOE ROGAN interviews TRUMP: The likely next POTUS directly addresses NUTRITION and HEALTH
- The Truth About Cancer attacked by left-leaning group that doesn't want Americans to hear its life-saving message
- DMSO: the ivermectin-like miracle solution for strokes, neurological damage
- Opposition to vaccines constitutes “antisemitism and the targeting of Jewish biomedical sciences at its core,” claims Jerusalem Post
- The so-called “Star of David” is actually the Babylonian symbol of Remphan, according to the Bible
- The REAL REASON Democrat politicians are making marijuana legal, after all these years, would surprise you
- The ugly, horrifying history of Israel’s military, the “most moral army in the world”
- MSNBC calls on anti-Trump Americans to murder Trump supporters and “stop Hitler”
- Jena Griswold “breaks” 2024 election in Colorado: Results will be 100% non-certifiable, warns Patrick Byrne
- White House legalizes all gain-of-function research to build more BIOWEAPONS
- The history of the House of Rothschild
- Top 12 NEW "SYNDROMES" created by insidious government forces, Big Pharma and their propaganda-purporting media complex
- The forgotten holocaust: 20 million Christians SLAUGHTERED by Bolsheviks of former Soviet Union, many of whom were JEWS
- ANALYSIS: Trump is going to win BIG, and then the real fireworks begin… America won’t survive as we know it for even ONE YEAR
- Israel’s fake attack on Iran changes game in Middle East: “Israel will never dominate Mideast geopolitical and military chessboard again”
- Trump vows no more foreign wars - Kamala, he says, will “gamble with the lives of millions”
- Hysterical, power-hungry EPA will require all property owners to have "no detectable level of lead dust in the air" - an impossible feat
- Climate scientists whine about being criticized over questionable findings
- Israel claims there are secret tunnels filled with gold under Lebanese hospital - but it’s all a hoax to justify bombing civilian infrastructure
- Pfizer knew about serious adverse events linked to COVID-19 vaccines but pushed the jabs on the world anyway
- ANALYSIS: Trump is going to win BIG, and then the real fireworks begin… America won’t survive as we know it for even ONE YEAR
- Japanese scientists find ABORTION DRUGS in the VACCINES pushed on them by Bill Gates, now warn they may charge him with crimes against humanity
- Bill Gates’ “days are numbered,” say Japanese scientists after ABORTION DRUGS found in “vaccines”
- World’s first peer-reviewed study on anticancer benefits of ivermectin, mebendazole and fenbendazole published in reputable journal
- Massive new FEMA camp pops up “overnight” in Candler, NC – Ann Vandersteel exposes the truth
- Backup data proves Tina Peters was right: The 2020 election was STOLEN by Democrats
- October 1 marked day one for Brits having to register their backyard chickens with government: All unregistered birds now ILLEGAL
- Top 12 NEW "SYNDROMES" created by insidious government forces, Big Pharma and their propaganda-purporting media complex
- The ugly, horrifying history of Israel’s military, the “most moral army in the world”
- Health Ranger Store and the Church of Natural Abundance raise $558,000 in emergency food aid for hurricane and flood victims
- Congress moves to BAN parts of Bible that mention Christ being killed by Jews
- The history of the House of Rothschild
- Scientists confirm: GENIUS brain function can be spontaneously unleashed in humans without any apparent cause
- Iran sitting on “secret weapon” more powerful than nukes, general claims
- Tens of thousands march all over Bulgaria to demand peace and neutrality over Ukraine conflict
- Hysterical, power-hungry EPA will require all property owners to have "no detectable level of lead dust in the air" - an impossible feat
- TAINTED GRUB: USDA now licensing DNA vaccines in America’s FOOD SUPPLY
- BOMBSHELL: Welcome to the SWING STATE STORMS of 2024, brought to you by HAARP and the DoD
- Red Cross issues warning to stop blood plasma donations from vaccinated people
- Heavily CENSORED Pfizer documents show that COVID began a five-year mass DEPOPULATION agenda that will reach completion by 2025
- DATA: England’s vaccinated population had close to one million deaths in 23 months; unvaccinated population had less than 61,000 deaths over the same period
- Scientists confirm: GENIUS brain function can be spontaneously unleashed in humans without any apparent cause
- Arizona residents drive entire Maricopa County Board of Supervisors out of meeting after serving them for TREASON
- Anonymous airline pilot exposes chemtrail operation in the U.K.
- People who got COVID jabbed now displaying major personality changes stemming from vaccine-induced neurological damage, experts warn
- Moderna admits mRNA COVID jab causes CANCER, billions of DNA fragments found in vials
- Today I asked our AI language model “Neo” about which phytonutrients or phytochemicals can block the spike protein related to SARS-CoV-2 … Here is what it answered…
- 5G REMOTE KILL VECTOR: Science paper reveals cell phone signals can activate the release of biological PAYLOADS from graphene oxide injected into the body
- Fully vaccinated about to see “tsunami” of illness and death, warns virologist
- Study: TikTok trend of hotwiring certain car models linked to surge in car thefts in U.S. cities
- Full-scale medical martial law coming to America in 2024
- BREAKING: 2025 NDAA authorizes mandatory military draft of WOMEN across America… as Pentagon pursues global NUCLEAR war with both Russia and China at the same time
- Former Bill Gates vaccine scientist predicts sharp population decline: “up to 30-40% in highly vaccinated countries”
- We are building the infrastructure of human freedom… Brighteon.AI is the next launch that will put life-altering LLM technology into your hands for free
- NASA admits that climate change occurs because of changes in Earth’s solar orbit, and NOT because of SUVs and fossil fuels
- ENGINEERED FAMINE: Oregon starts SHUTTING DOWN small farms “to protect the people”
(NaturalNews) These are from a book called Disorder in the American Courts written by Charles Sevilla and Lee Lorenz and are things people actually said in court, word for word, taken down and published by court reporters that had the discipline of staying calm while the exchanges were taking place.
ATTORNEY: What was the first thing your husband said to you that morning?
WITNESS: He said, 'Where am I, Cathy?'
ATTORNEY: And why did that upset you?
WITNESS: My name is Susan!
---
ATTORNEY: What gear were you in at the moment of the impact?
WITNESS: Gucci sweats and Reeboks.
---
ATTORNEY: Are you sexually active?
WITNESS: No, I just lie there.
---
ATTORNEY: What is your date of birth?
WITNESS: July 18th.
ATTORNEY: What year?
WITNESS: Every year.
---
ATTORNEY: How old is your son, the one living with you?
WITNESS: Thirty-eight or thirty-five, I can't remember which.
ATTORNEY: How long has he lived with you?
WITNESS: Forty-five years.
---
ATTORNEY: This myasthenia gravis, does it affect your memory at all?
WITNESS: Yes.
ATTORNEY: And in what ways does it affect your memory?
WITNESS: I forget..
ATTORNEY: You forget? Can you give us an example of something you forgot?
---
ATTORNEY: Now doctor, isn't it true that when a person dies in his sleep, he doesn't know about it until the next morning?
WITNESS: Did you actually pass the bar exam?
---
ATTORNEY: The youngest son, the 20-year-old, how old is he?
WITNESS: He's 20, much like your IQ.
---
ATTORNEY: Were you present when your picture was taken?
WITNESS: Are you shitting me?
---
ATTORNEY: So the date of conception (of the baby) was August 8th?
WITNESS: Yes.
ATTORNEY: And what were you doing at that time?
WITNESS: Getting laid
---
ATTORNEY: She had three children , right?
WITNESS: Yes.
ATTORNEY: How many were boys?
WITNESS: None.
ATTORNEY: Were there any girls?
WITNESS: Your Honor, I think I need a different attorney. Can I get a
new attorney?
---
ATTORNEY: How was your first marriage terminated?
WITNESS: By death..
ATTORNEY: And by whose death was it terminated?
WITNESS: Take a guess.
---
ATTORNEY: Can you describe the individual?
WITNESS: He was about medium height and had a beard
ATTORNEY: Was this a male or a female?
WITNESS: Unless the Circus was in town I'm going with male.
---
ATTORNEY: Is your appearance here this morning pursuant to a deposition notice which I sent to your attorney?
WITNESS: No, this is how I dress when I go to work.
---
ATTORNEY: Doctor , how many of your autopsies have you performed on dead
people?
WITNESS: All of them. The live ones put up too much of a fight.
---
ATTORNEY: ALL your responses MUST be oral, OK? What school did you go to?
WITNESS: Oral...
---
ATTORNEY: Do you recall the time that you examined the body?
WITNESS: The autopsy started around 8:30 PM
ATTORNEY: And Mr. Denton was dead at the time?
WITNESS: If not, he was by the time I finished.
---
ATTORNEY: Are you qualified to give a urine sample?
WITNESS: Are you qualified to ask that question?
---
And last:
ATTORNEY: Doctor, before you performed the autopsy, did you check for a
pulse?
WITNESS: No.
ATTORNEY: Did you check for blood pressure?
WITNESS: No.
ATTORNEY: Did you check for breathing?
WITNESS: No..
ATTORNEY: So, then it is possible that the patient was alive when you
began the autopsy?
WITNESS: No.
ATTORNEY: How can you be so sure, Doctor?
WITNESS: Because his brain was sitting on my desk in a jar.
ATTORNEY: I see, but could the patient have still been alive, nevertheless?
WITNESS: Yes, it is possible that he could have been alive and practicing law.
In closing, what do you call 10 lawyers on the bottom of the ocean?
A good start!
Aloha!
About the author:
I have been doing a weekly radio show in Honolulu since 1981 called "Health Talk". In 2007 I was "forced" to get a Masters degree in Nutrition because of all the doctors that would call in asking for my credentials. They do not call in anymore. Going to www.healthtalkhawaii.com enables you, among other things, to listen to the shows. I am an activist. In addition to espousing an organic vegan diet for optimum health, I am strongly opposed to GMOs, vaccines, processed foods, MSG, aspartame, fluoridation and everything else that the pimps (Big Pharma, Monsanto and the large food companies) and the hookers (the doctors, the government agencies, the public health officials, and the mainstream media) thrust upon us, the tricks.
After being vaccinated with the DTP vaccine as a child I developed asthma. After taking the organic sulfur crystals (they are harvested from the pine trees in Louisiana) in November of 2008 for 10 days my asthma reversed and has not come back over 4 years later, 18 cases, so far, of autism have been reversed, as has cancer, Alzheimer's and Parkinson's disease, osteoarthritis, joint pain, astigmatism, gum disease, increased sexual activity, heavy metal and radiation elimination, parasite elimination, free radicals elimination, faster athletic recovery time, increased blood circulation, reduced inflammation, resistance to getting the flu, reduction of wrinkles, allergy reduction, reduced PMS and monthly period pain, nausea, migraines and so much more. And it's only possible because of the oxygen it releases that floods the cells of the body. The sulfur, as proven by the University of Southampton in England, enables the body to produce vitamin B12 and the essential amino acids. You can find out more about this incredible nutrient also on my website - www.healthtalkhawaii.com -.
My book, "a Sane Diet For An Insane World", has been published. It can be viewed at
www.asanediet.com.
ATTORNEY: What was the first thing your husband said to you that morning?
WITNESS: He said, 'Where am I, Cathy?'
ATTORNEY: And why did that upset you?
WITNESS: My name is Susan!
---
ATTORNEY: What gear were you in at the moment of the impact?
WITNESS: Gucci sweats and Reeboks.
---
ATTORNEY: Are you sexually active?
WITNESS: No, I just lie there.
---
ATTORNEY: What is your date of birth?
WITNESS: July 18th.
ATTORNEY: What year?
WITNESS: Every year.
---
ATTORNEY: How old is your son, the one living with you?
WITNESS: Thirty-eight or thirty-five, I can't remember which.
ATTORNEY: How long has he lived with you?
WITNESS: Forty-five years.
---
ATTORNEY: This myasthenia gravis, does it affect your memory at all?
WITNESS: Yes.
ATTORNEY: And in what ways does it affect your memory?
WITNESS: I forget..
ATTORNEY: You forget? Can you give us an example of something you forgot?
---
ATTORNEY: Now doctor, isn't it true that when a person dies in his sleep, he doesn't know about it until the next morning?
WITNESS: Did you actually pass the bar exam?
---
ATTORNEY: The youngest son, the 20-year-old, how old is he?
WITNESS: He's 20, much like your IQ.
---
ATTORNEY: Were you present when your picture was taken?
WITNESS: Are you shitting me?
---
ATTORNEY: So the date of conception (of the baby) was August 8th?
WITNESS: Yes.
ATTORNEY: And what were you doing at that time?
WITNESS: Getting laid
---
ATTORNEY: She had three children , right?
WITNESS: Yes.
ATTORNEY: How many were boys?
WITNESS: None.
ATTORNEY: Were there any girls?
WITNESS: Your Honor, I think I need a different attorney. Can I get a
new attorney?
---
ATTORNEY: How was your first marriage terminated?
WITNESS: By death..
ATTORNEY: And by whose death was it terminated?
WITNESS: Take a guess.
---
ATTORNEY: Can you describe the individual?
WITNESS: He was about medium height and had a beard
ATTORNEY: Was this a male or a female?
WITNESS: Unless the Circus was in town I'm going with male.
---
ATTORNEY: Is your appearance here this morning pursuant to a deposition notice which I sent to your attorney?
WITNESS: No, this is how I dress when I go to work.
---
ATTORNEY: Doctor , how many of your autopsies have you performed on dead
people?
WITNESS: All of them. The live ones put up too much of a fight.
---
ATTORNEY: ALL your responses MUST be oral, OK? What school did you go to?
WITNESS: Oral...
---
ATTORNEY: Do you recall the time that you examined the body?
WITNESS: The autopsy started around 8:30 PM
ATTORNEY: And Mr. Denton was dead at the time?
WITNESS: If not, he was by the time I finished.
---
ATTORNEY: Are you qualified to give a urine sample?
WITNESS: Are you qualified to ask that question?
---
And last:
ATTORNEY: Doctor, before you performed the autopsy, did you check for a
pulse?
WITNESS: No.
ATTORNEY: Did you check for blood pressure?
WITNESS: No.
ATTORNEY: Did you check for breathing?
WITNESS: No..
ATTORNEY: So, then it is possible that the patient was alive when you
began the autopsy?
WITNESS: No.
ATTORNEY: How can you be so sure, Doctor?
WITNESS: Because his brain was sitting on my desk in a jar.
ATTORNEY: I see, but could the patient have still been alive, nevertheless?
WITNESS: Yes, it is possible that he could have been alive and practicing law.
In closing, what do you call 10 lawyers on the bottom of the ocean?
A good start!
Aloha!
About the author:
I have been doing a weekly radio show in Honolulu since 1981 called "Health Talk". In 2007 I was "forced" to get a Masters degree in Nutrition because of all the doctors that would call in asking for my credentials. They do not call in anymore. Going to www.healthtalkhawaii.com enables you, among other things, to listen to the shows. I am an activist. In addition to espousing an organic vegan diet for optimum health, I am strongly opposed to GMOs, vaccines, processed foods, MSG, aspartame, fluoridation and everything else that the pimps (Big Pharma, Monsanto and the large food companies) and the hookers (the doctors, the government agencies, the public health officials, and the mainstream media) thrust upon us, the tricks.
After being vaccinated with the DTP vaccine as a child I developed asthma. After taking the organic sulfur crystals (they are harvested from the pine trees in Louisiana) in November of 2008 for 10 days my asthma reversed and has not come back over 4 years later, 18 cases, so far, of autism have been reversed, as has cancer, Alzheimer's and Parkinson's disease, osteoarthritis, joint pain, astigmatism, gum disease, increased sexual activity, heavy metal and radiation elimination, parasite elimination, free radicals elimination, faster athletic recovery time, increased blood circulation, reduced inflammation, resistance to getting the flu, reduction of wrinkles, allergy reduction, reduced PMS and monthly period pain, nausea, migraines and so much more. And it's only possible because of the oxygen it releases that floods the cells of the body. The sulfur, as proven by the University of Southampton in England, enables the body to produce vitamin B12 and the essential amino acids. You can find out more about this incredible nutrient also on my website - www.healthtalkhawaii.com -.
My book, "a Sane Diet For An Insane World", has been published. It can be viewed at
www.asanediet.com.
Follow real-time breaking news headlines on
Attorneys at FETCH.news
Attorneys at FETCH.news
Receive Our Free Email Newsletter
Get independent news alerts on natural cures, food lab tests, cannabis medicine, science, robotics, drones, privacy and more.
Take Action: Support Natural News by linking to this article from your website
Permalink to this article:
Embed article link: (copy HTML code below):
Reprinting this article:
Non-commercial use OK, cite NaturalNews.com with clickable link.
Follow Natural News on Facebook, Twitter, Google Plus, and Pinterest
Natural News Wire (Sponsored Content)
Science.News
Science News & Studies
Science News & Studies
Medicine.News
Medicine News and Information
Medicine News and Information
Food.News
Food News & Studies
Food News & Studies
Health.News
Health News & Studies
Health News & Studies
Herbs.News
Herbs News & Information
Herbs News & Information
Pollution.News
Pollution News & Studies
Pollution News & Studies
Cancer.News
Cancer News & Studies
Cancer News & Studies
Climate.News
Climate News & Studies
Climate News & Studies
Survival.News
Survival News & Information
Survival News & Information
Gear.News
Gear News & Information
Gear News & Information
Glitch.News
News covering technology, stocks, hackers, and more
News covering technology, stocks, hackers, and more
100% Real, Uncensored Health News
Find out everything you need to know about clean and healthy living when you sign up for our free email newsletter. Receive health tips, natural remedies, exclusive in-depth reports on superfoods, toxins, and more – what the mainstream media doesn't want you to know!
"Big Tech and mainstream media are constantly trying to silence the independent voices that dare to bring you the truth about toxic food ingredients, dangerous medications and the failed, fraudulent science of the profit-driven medical establishment.
Email is one of the best ways to make sure you stay informed, without the censorship of the tech giants (Google, Apple, Facebook, Twitter, YouTube, etc.). Stay informed and you'll even likely learn information that may help save your own life."
–The Health Ranger, Mike Adams