British Petroleum releases new fish oil supplement (satire)
 Friday, July 23, 2010by Mike Adams, the Health Ranger Editor of NaturalNews.com (See all articles...) Tags: British Petroleum, fish oil, health news |
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(NaturalNews) A new parody puppet video from NaturalNews.TV shows British Petroleum pitching a new fish oil product with the added benefit of "12,000 percent more crude oil!"
The video is available on the new video sharing website NaturalNews.TV at the following URL: http://naturalnews.tv/v.asp?v=AFCAF1A67B40EA...
The parody video was scripted and puppeteered by Mike Adams, the Health Ranger, editor of NaturalNews.com, who decided to create the video "to emphasize the hilarity of BP's mishandling of the Gulf Coast oil spill."
The parody puppet video, however, isn't trying to make light of the very real suffering and destruction that has taken place in the Gulf Coast following the explosion of the Deepwater Horizon oil rig. Rather, Adams says the video was created as free speech commentary that makes fun of BP's bizarre decisions surrounding the Gulf of Mexico oil spill.
The video features what looks like an oil rig worker puppet describing the health and nutritional benefits of "BP Fish Oil Plus" made with "100% natural crude oil." It ends with Bob going off camera, screaming, "If I still had my shrimping job, I wouldn't need to film these stupid commercials!"
"In an age where common sense seems to have been largely lost," Adams explains, "Humor remains the best way to reach out with an important message." And what message is conveyed by Adams' BP Fish Oil Plus video? Well, that BP's handling of the Gulf of Mexico oil disaster is a joke.
Watch the video and decide for yourself: http://naturalnews.tv/v.asp?v=AFCAF1A67B40EA...
A huge collection of other health-related videos are also available on www.NaturalNews.TV
The video is available on the new video sharing website NaturalNews.TV at the following URL: http://naturalnews.tv/v.asp?v=AFCAF1A67B40EA...
The parody video was scripted and puppeteered by Mike Adams, the Health Ranger, editor of NaturalNews.com, who decided to create the video "to emphasize the hilarity of BP's mishandling of the Gulf Coast oil spill."
The parody puppet video, however, isn't trying to make light of the very real suffering and destruction that has taken place in the Gulf Coast following the explosion of the Deepwater Horizon oil rig. Rather, Adams says the video was created as free speech commentary that makes fun of BP's bizarre decisions surrounding the Gulf of Mexico oil spill.
The video features what looks like an oil rig worker puppet describing the health and nutritional benefits of "BP Fish Oil Plus" made with "100% natural crude oil." It ends with Bob going off camera, screaming, "If I still had my shrimping job, I wouldn't need to film these stupid commercials!"
"In an age where common sense seems to have been largely lost," Adams explains, "Humor remains the best way to reach out with an important message." And what message is conveyed by Adams' BP Fish Oil Plus video? Well, that BP's handling of the Gulf of Mexico oil disaster is a joke.
Watch the video and decide for yourself: http://naturalnews.tv/v.asp?v=AFCAF1A67B40EA...
A huge collection of other health-related videos are also available on www.NaturalNews.TV
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