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(NaturalNews) By now, the whole internet knows that Kellogg's is under harsh scrutiny for making ridiculous "immunity" claims for their sugary Cocoa Krispies cereal.

But did you know the real reason why the FDA continues to allow this laughable medical claim on the front of Cocoa Krispies boxes? Below, I explain the top ten reasons why this labeling hilarity is tolerated by the FDA.

#1) Because nutritional health claims carry more scientific weight when they're introduced by magical singing elves.

#2) The Food and Drug Administration only covers FOOD and DRUGS. Cocoa Krispies, being made from processed, nutritionally-depleted rice starch and sugar (and more sugar), doesn't qualify as either.

#3) All the FDA enforcers are high on Lucky Charms. (And those diamonds in the sky aren't just from the cereal...)

#4) Speaking of mind-bending drugs, when Kellogg's explained to the FDA that the cereal's cartoon characters were Snap, Crackle and Pop, the FDA thought they said Smack, Crack and Pot -- and under new Justice Department rules, that's all fine and dandy.

#5) Because high-fructose corn syrup is a "Smart Choice" for fast-growing little boys and girls. We should put it in more foods! (If we could only find any foods that don't already have it...)

#6) Sugar, more sugar, high-fructose corn syrup, artificial flavoring and partially-hydrogenated vegetable oil sounds like the perfect recipe for boosting America's economy by creating a million new jobs in the "diabetes sector."

#7) Because surveys prove that parents would like to get more of their health information from imaginary cartoon characters rather than health websites.

#8) Because spray-on vitamins work like spray-on tans: They look good on the surface, but they don't work when you really need them.

#9) Because there's a free vial of H1N1 vaccine hidden in every cereal box (along with a kids' injection needle so they can self-medicate to boost immune function right at home!).

#10) Because the FDA already knows the swine flu vaccine doesn't really work, and they need all the help they can get to boost children's immunity using any means necessary... including refined white sugar!

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