(Natural News) This upcoming weekend, Australian Premier Mark McGowan of Western Australia is deploying a Wuhan coronavirus (COVID-19) “testing” army to go door-to-door and collect swab samples from residents of Perth. McGowan said he fears that the omicron (moronic) variant is still hiding in the community somewhere, so he wants government troops to randomly jam […]

(Natural News) Japan has asked China to stop its practice of anal swabbing on Japanese citizens to obtain samples for COVID-19 testing. The request came after a number of Japanese based in China complained of “psychological pain” stemming from the procedure. China began obtaining samples for COVID-19 testing from the anal region in late January […]