(Natural News) “Why come you don’t have your COVID tattoo,” he yelps, cowering in the corner. “Where’s your bar code?” (Article by Ilana Mercer republished from WND.com) In the film “Idiocracy,” Mike Judge’s genius of a satire (really a documentary, if you think about it), Luke Wilson plays Joe Bowers, frozen by the military in […]

(Natural News) The City of San Diego has done something that is so incredibly stupid and shortsighted — in the name of ‘combating climate change’ — that even some liberal residents are confused and angry about it. Specifically, the city, without consultation or announcement, redesigned a “two-lane” road along a stretch of Gold Coast Drive in […]

(Natural News) If there are two people who can end a half-century of affirmative action, it is Judge Ketanji Jackson and Kamala Harris. A dumber pair have never been nominated for such high positions in the federal government. (Article republished from DonSurber.Blogspot.com) Oh, Dan Quayle was pretty slow on the draw. Bush 41 wanted a […]

(Natural News) An Arizona State University academic wrote a book explaining why grading students’ work based on quality is “white supremacy.” (Article by Ben Zeisloft republished from CampusReform.org) Asao Inoue — who teaches first-year writing courses and serves as associate dean for Academic Affairs, Equity, and Inclusion — wrote Labor-Based Grading Contracts: Building Equity and Inclusion in the Compassionate […]

(Natural News) A recent meeting of the Idaho Falls District 91 School Board of Trustees made headlines after trustee Elizabeth Cogliati, a pro-mask zealot, nearly passed out while speaking due to oxygen deprivation from wearing her mask. While shouting about how she believes mandatory mask-wearing will protect public school children from spreading the Wuhan coronavirus […]

(Natural News) America as we know it is over. President Trump is the last president of the United States of America. Fake president Joe Biden wasn’t elected by the people and isn’t a real president, so his fake regime doesn’t count. Beyond all the politics and cyber warfare and criminal vote fraud carried out by […]

(Natural News) Snowflakes in Generation Z are reportedly triggered by complete sentences and full stops in text message exchanges, according to new research from linguistic experts. (Article by Shane Trejo republished from BigLeaguePolitics.com) Research indicates that Generation Z feels intimidated by full stops, preferring to speak in fragmented English. Full stops are interpreted as angry and insincere, […]

(Natural News) With hosts like Laura Ingraham and Sean Hannity — neither of whom seems to have a clue about infectious disease — Fox News has become a stampede of morons who embarrass themselves almost daily with Idiocracy-class nonsense that tries to claim the coronavirus is no big deal. The latest idiot to join the […]

(Natural News) You’ve probably heard of bank robbers trying to use things like toy guns and other pointy objects that look like guns, but actually aren’t, to make off like bandits without ever having to brandish real-life firearms. But have you ever heard of one using an avocado to steal some quick cash? That’s what […]

(Natural News) Some mainstream media pundits are finally beginning to notice a disturbing trend that we’ve been warning about here at Natural News for quite some time now: the trend towards dumbness and idiocracy throughout the West. In one recent op-ed published by NBC News, author Evan Horowitz pegs this trend as a widespread IQ […]