The Bill Gates Bulls**t Brigade: Microsoft claims it can solve cancer by making your body run like a crappy operating system

Tuesday, September 20, 2016
by Mike Adams, the Health Ranger
Tags: solving cancer, Microsoft, operating system

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(NaturalNews) "Microsoft has vowed to 'solve the problem of cancer' within a decade by using ground-breaking computer science to crack the code of diseased cells so they can be reprogrammed back to a healthy state," reports the science editor of The Telegraph (UK).

"...[T]he company has assembled a 'small army' of the world's best biologists, programmers and engineers who are tackling cancer as if it were a bug in a computer system."

What's extraordinary about this is how all the world's smartest people are apparently too stupid to realize cancer has a cause. We live in a cause-effect universe, you see, and if you want to stop seeing an effect you don't like, you need to prevent the cause.

The "spontaneous cancer" lunatics are running the asylum

Sadly, the entire cancer industry pretends that cancer is a spontaneous disease without cause -- thereby violating the laws of physics and science. This is the only way they can keep profiting from the disease: by convincing people there's nothing they could do to prevent it. It's the BIG LIE of the for-profit cancer establishment.

Getting back to Microsoft, because all these "smart" biologists and engineers are too ignorant to realize cancer is caused by something, they remain absurdly focused on the molecular interactions of cancer effects, hoping they can "reprogram" cells to stop being cancerous while the patient continues to smoke cigarettes, eat glyphosate weed killer, consume sodium nitrite in processed meat, eat trans fats and generally live a pro-cancer lifestyle that must cause cancer if we believe in cause and effect.

Welcome to the Bill Gates Bulls**t Brigade, where cause and effect are thrown out the window and replaced with high-brow academia and very, very technical sciency-sounding bulls**t.

Because, you see, it's just too boring and simple to tell people that vitamin D prevents almost 80% of all cancers... or that eliminating pesticides from your body by choosing organic products will vastly reduce your cancer risk.

No, the geniuses at the Bill Gates Bulls**t Brigade want you to keep on poisoning yourself with all the causes of cancer while they figure out a way to reprogram your body's cells as if you were a software program.

The Bill Gates Bulls**t Brigade doesn't recognize the existence of the human immune system

From the Telegraph story:

The researchers are even working on a computer made from DNA which could live inside cells and look for faults in bodily networks, like cancer. If it spotted cancerous [changes] it would reboot the system and clear out the diseased cells.

Wow. The ignorance of these people is truly astonishing. Your body already produces "computers made from DNA" which live inside cells and "look for faults in bodily networks." It's called your immune system, and you don't need to pay money to Bill Gates to use it. It's been functioning since before the day you were born, and if it didn't work, you wouldn't still be alive in the first place.

The sheer stupidity, ignorance and incompetence of these people is just mind blowing. Anything they can possibly come up with will pale in comparison to the highly advanced capabilities that your body was already born with.

So instead of supporting your body's built-in advanced technology that can identify and reverse cancer, these geniuses want to try to reinvent a whole new "artificial immune system" written by Microsoft engineers.

Has anybody noticed how badly Windows sucks as an operating system? Is their Blue Screen of Death the kind of "solution" we want for cancer patients?

Microsoft's software is atrociously horrific, buggy and lacks anything resembling legitimate security. On top of that, Microsoft's business practices are monopolistic, predatory and wildly unethical. Is this really the kind of "innovation" we need in the cancer industry which is already steeped in unethical profits and the mass killing of cancer patients with toxic treatments that don't work?

Microsoft can't build a mobile phone that works, but they want to run your body's immune system...

If you love Windoze, you'll no doubt really love the Bill Gates Bulls**t Brigade cancer treatment protocol, too. And when your entire body crashes and dies, you'll wonder why you ever trusted your health to a company that can't even make mobile phones that don't crash and burn.

Tip for the wise: If you want an operating system that actually works, choose a Linux variety. If you want a body that works, stop poisoning yourself with cancer-causing chemicals in your food.

It's not complicated, and it doesn't take a team of programmers. You were born to be healthy. It's already programmed into your DNA.

And for the record, I already know how to eliminate 80% of cancers across America for mere pennies a day. Would you be surprised to know that nobody in the cancer industry is interested in such solutions? (In fact, they attack and disparage them.)