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 | 10/8/2015 - You might not have noticed that the Natural News network of websites has exploded in the past two months. In September alone, we reached one million new visitors across our new "partner" sites like Glitch.news, Collapse.news, FukushimaWatch.com and Twisted.news.
Here I've listed some of the most...
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 | 5/9/2015 - When contemplating the purpose of the JADE HELM military exercises being planned on U.S. soil -- with Texas being declared by the military a "hostile territory" -- it's important to wipe your memory clean so that you don't remember all the times we've been lied to by the establishment.
JADE HELM...
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 | 10/20/2014 - We're saved! The CDC has now partnered with the FDA to approve a new medical treatment for Ebola, guaranteed to offer 100% protection against the coming pandemic. The new anti-Ebola drug is called "Vitamin D-Nial" and will be offered free of charge at all voting booths on November 4.
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 | 11/26/2012 - (Satire) You may be wondering why neither President Obama nor Governor Romney spoke for one single second during the campaigns or debates about how toxic food and prescription medications are killing hundreds of thousands of Americans every year, and neither "candidate" had any kind of platform regarding...
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 | 2/9/2012 - NaturalNews.com released its latest satire animation video just two days ago: TSA Help Wanted, an outrageously comical look at the TSA perverts, thieves and scumbags who molest little children (and our grandmas!) while claiming it's all for "national security."
In just two days, that video has begun...
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 | 2/7/2012 - A dangerous new disease known as ROFL has stricken internet users, and scientists are alarmed that it may spread through ethernet and wi-fi. The disease started with the release of the new "TSA Help Wanted" video created by the Health Ranger at NaturalNews.com, and it has since spread across Facebook,...
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 | 9/3/2011 - The article which originally appeared here has been removed because it is no longer aligned with the science-based investigative mission of Natural News. In late 2013 / early 2014, Mike Adams (the Health Ranger), editor of Natural News, transitioned from outspoken activist to environmental scientist....
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 | 7/24/2011 - What's better than receiving a free groping by the TSA? How about getting your breasts checked for cancer at the same time? That's the new offering from the TSA, which says that squeezing and twisting your breasts during security pat-downs is now a "medical procedure" and that it's all being done "to...
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 | 5/23/2011 - On the heels of the CDC's recent announcement that Americans should prepare for a zombie apocalypse (https://www.naturalnews.com/032454_zombie_apocalypse_CDC.html), NaturalNews.TV has just released a new satire video giving people important tips on how to locate, capture and rescue "walking dead" zombies...
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 | 4/8/2011 - Does all the physics terminology from Fukushima news reports have your head spinning? Have no fear, NaturalNews readers: I've assembled this handy dandy dictionary of all the terms you need to know to follow Fukushima developments as if you were a double-PhD physics geek. Enjoy!
Editor's Note: Fukushima...
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 | 2/27/2011 - Weekend satire special: New research accidentally conducted by the Bill and Melinda Gates Foundation has discovered that vaccines activate the "moron" genes that normally lie dormant in human beings. Once activated, these "moron genes" cause individuals to lose higher brain function and the ability...
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 | 12/7/2010 - As an urgent alert to all citizens, NaturalNews is joining the Department of Homeland Security in calling for people to "report suspicious activity" at your local Wal-Mart. If we hope to beat the terrorists, it's important for us all to spy on each other.
I've released a personal video of my own...
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 | 5/29/2010 - (NaturalNews Satire) What exactly is a "junk shot?" How about "top kill" or an "undersea plume?" The oil disaster in the Gulf of Mexico is introducing the world to all sorts of fascinating words and phrases from the world of Big Oil. Some of them can be a bit confusing, so as a public service to NaturalNews...
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 | 4/23/2010 - (NaturalNews Satire) Susan G. Komen for the Cure today announced its alliance with the RJ Reynolds Tobacco Company in launching its new brand of pink cigarettes called "Komen Smokes." Emblazoned with the slogan, "A pack a day keeps cancer away," three cents from every pack of cigarettes will be directed...
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| 2/13/2009 - Why let Congress have all the fun? You can create your own personal "economic stimulus plan" too. How do you do it? Just follow these five basic steps:
Step 1: Write a 1,000 page shopping list of all the stuff you want to buy.
Just type up a list of everything you've ever wanted to spend money...
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 | 12/31/2007 - (NaturalNews Satire) On the heels of the RIAA's recent decision to criminalize consumers who rip songs from albums they've purchased to their computers (or iPods), the association has now gone one step further and declared that "remembering songs" using your brain is criminal copyright infringement....
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 | 12/15/2007 - (NaturalNews Satire) With mandatory vaccines suddenly being forced onto parents by doctors and so-called "health authorities" in places like Maryland, New Jersey and Texas, you might think that doctors being full of bunk is a new phenomenon. But no, it's nothing new. Doctors have been full of bunk for...
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 | 1/12/2006 - Here's the latest science news that's worth noting:
My clone did it
Our faith in science is now restored! It turns out that Korean stem cell researcher Hwang Woo-suk actually didn't fake his research. His clone did. "The fact that my clone faked this research on stem cells," explained Mr. Hwang,...
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 | 10/25/2005 - As times change, new words evolve to describe the world around us. Here's the latest scoop on the new vocabulary you'll need to talk about our overmedicated society.
Medheads - People who take multiple prescription drugs on a daily basis and, as a result, suffer from brain fog. They can be young...
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High-dose vitamin C injections shown to annihilate cancer |
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